Why do we eat corn anyway? Why does it make the passage from the cob to the anus more quickly than other foodstuffs? Why not just eat yellow plastic pellets?
Do corn based farts smell? Like plastic pellets?
It is because of these important yet unanswered questions that I, Sweet Dick Hall, pledge to inspect my feces much more carefully from now on. No more fecal abandonment! Embrace the poo!
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